I am guessing that title will arouse the interest of my golf-playing readers who may wonder if I have decided to add a measure of respectable leisure activity to my life. Not happening. I am no golfer. I have found more valuable, constructive ways to use my time—a conclusion motivated largely due to those who found observing my incapacity to drive, chip, put and whatever else you have to do to play a respectable game of golf to be the grist for jokes and a source of great merriment.